'I don't want to be the poster girl for fat people,' says Vanessa Feltz, serial salad dodger and poster girl for fat people, whilst announcing she has undergone a gastric band operation.
Vanessa's a bit of an iPap veteran, having been spotted a couple of times this year, most memorably in a boat.
Jokes aside, there are pretty serious issues with being very overweight so we can only wish her the best of luck in her battle against the dessert trolley. We look forward to the day when, in her words, "Cheryl Cole and I would look identical - you wouldn't be able to tell us apart. I could be her body double"....
I think there's a little bit more to being Cheryl Cole than being skinny :)
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Some good spots coming in at the moment, FuzzyDuck assures us Alexa Chung is looking good, while Kath has shed some light on Vanessa Feltz's aquatic habits.
Questions have been raised though, and we need answers. Just how many Chungs would it take to avoid some sort of Titanic-esque disaster...

iPap is about spotting all sorts of celebrities, A-listers to Z-listers. It's fair to say, however, there's one celebrity we're more interested in than most and that's Mischa Barton.
How we loved those happy, sunny days watching the OC, but nowadays with Mischa its either success or car-crash, frequently more car-crash than success.
So Mischa, tell us about 'Herbal Essences'.......
Just uploaded the first of the iPap viral videos, to YouTube. Featuring iPap's favourite celebrity, Mischa Barton, its a heartfealt (and slightly brief) appeal to help us find Mischa....